by Alfonso Colasuonno
My friend was into graff
She bombed our weed spot with the words “big boy”
She tagged up an 80 next to it – 8.0 inches
Every decimal counts, right?
I thought she was being clever
Just a discreet way to show off her boy’s cock
Eight inches she claimed
And she always complained about being sore
How he’d stretch her out, and the pain
It turns out
She was into Oxys
I guess I’m not as clever
As I thought I was.
previously published in Fuck Art, Let’s Dance